So I'm in the shower this morning when Angelina comes into the bathroom. She says "Daddy, how come when you get in the shower you leave your pants on the floor?" I mumbled something unintelligible about being lazy, being sorry, or something like. She responded "pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground" and left the bathroom.
My 4 year old left me speechless - probably not for the last time.